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Wear it, laugh darkly, and help push T1D research forward at the same time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring‑spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre‑shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side‑seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder‑to‑shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see‑through, especially in lighter colours or under certain lighting conditions. 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